Quotes In Humor
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.
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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
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If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
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Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on.
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Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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