Quotes By Will Rogers
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
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