Quotes By Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
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It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
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One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
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The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
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The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
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Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
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This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
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