Quotes By Will Rogers
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
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It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
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One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
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