Quotes By Stephen Colbert
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
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When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday -- no matter what happened Tuesday.
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We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well known liberal bias.
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Equations are the devil's sentences.
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There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
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I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.
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I can't prove it, but I can say it.
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In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'
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