Quotes By Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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